♥ weekends
Sunday, July 29, 2007 -{'7:49 AM
zzz eventful week end....too bad not really that smooth......
sat
woke up at 7 to head down to school for i.HUB captain ball event....then saw that clemmy send me a sms informing me to reach at 7.30. then really sian 1/2 lor.....brought a MAC breakfast then rush taxi to school.
reach at about 7.29,then forget cannot access till 8am....really no mood liao le lor,futher more i first to reach.....later on vivian,yuan jian they all slowly turn up and we chatted and eat abit before we went in.
carried the stuff down to basketball court,found that the trolley make a good kickscooter =D
but then really unhappy to make a trip back to i.HUB to help nick.....those stuff can be carried by hand lor...
the game goes on smoothly from my point of view,too bad not much people buy water from us.....saded.....
saw that wee siang fell off the chair too:P dont know what happen but seem quite funny haha
then bad luck start come in.....the rain came =x lucky we pack for evac early on if not all of us will be come very wet le...
nearly have a fight with 01 due to some....problem lar....but then in the end didnt fight...
mr lee ended the event,then group photo then small debrief haha....fun taking stuff back and lunch with yuan jian and vivian was fun:P
sunwoke up with a bad stomach ache at 9am.....sian lor....nan de de break broken liao....but then have fun watching anime i missed using my lap top.
went down to frontier CC for grading in the afternoon...screw up big time lor.....mixed up the PC...then in the end i think shihan angry at me....didnt talk to me for the whole grading.....
personally i dont really mind lar....just that feel abit betray his trust ba le
walked around jurong point searching for place to makan.....in the end all so full that we ended up in MAC again.....had a fun time making fun of each other while eating MAC......
journey home was not that event full lar....tried sleeping while standing on the NE line....not successful......evonn fell asleep on the EW line.....sigh....typical slacker....cute that she nearly miss her stop tho haha
making fun of si wei and kaili was fun too haha,keep saying how kaili heart pain when we hit si wei was funny =D kaili was like turning all red lor haha
well....this weekend was fun......but too bad got abit cock-up lar haha
♥ some stuff bah....haha abit long
Friday, July 27, 2007 -{'6:04 AM
things that are hard for a guy to do for a girl:
BEFORE
1)asking her to be ur galfren
ON A DATE
2)going out with them for aimless shopping
3)trying not to look at other cute girls while on that date
4)waiting for ur girlfren while she is looking at item in a shop
5)waiting for her alone in the bra shop while she is trying a bra on
6)commenting on how it look on her
7)trying not to let ur mind wander while commenting
8)trying to cover up when u make a mistake
9)picking a place to eat
10)trying to help her order something while trying to make up ur mind for ur own.(since 80% chance she will say anything)
SENDING HER HOME
11)sending her home while tryng not to meet the her parents
12)meeting with the parents
13)acting like normal schoolmate in front of the parents
BREAKUP
14)dealing with the break-up(if u got dump)
15)trying to act like normal friends
16)resisting the temptation of trying to get the relationship back
AFTER
17)asking for marriage
18)dealing with in-laws
19)planning the wedding
20)planning honeymoon
21)acting as if nothing happen when u got another girlfriend somewhere else in the world
OTHERS
22)flirting with 2 cute gals at the same time
23)explaination when kana caught
by:leslie
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((HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SHEET)) MATERIALS SAFETY DATA SHEET
WOMEN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
ELEMENT: Women
SYMBOL: Wo
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS:Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg
OCCURRENCES:Copious quantities in all urban areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface usually covered in painted film.
2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.
TESTS:1. Pure specimen turns rosy when discovered in the natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
HAZARDS:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimen don't come into direct contact with each other.
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The perfect day according to:
HER
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8:45 wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00 5 Pounds lighter on the scale
9:30 Light Breakfast
11:00 Sunbathe
12:30 Lunch with best friend at Outdoor Cafe'
1:45 Shopping
2:30 Run into Boyfriend's/Husband's ex - notice she's
gained 30 lbs.
3:00 Manicure, Facial, Massage, Nap.
7:30 Candlelight dinner for 2 and dancing.
10:00 Make Slow, sweet, romantic love.
11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms.
HIM
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10:00 Wake up
10:02 Oral Sex
10:10 Big Breakfast
11:30 Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe
2:15 Enormous lunch
3:15 Oral sex
3:25 Play sports with the guys
4:30 Drink Beer with the guys
6:30 Meet Claudia Schiffer
6:40 Oral sex
6:50 Huge dinner, more beer
11:00 Full on, get down, gorilla sex
11:10 sleep.
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Here is some advice which might help you build a healthier relationship.
25. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
24. Check your oil.
23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
22. Nothing says "I love you" like a blowjob in the morning.
21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
20. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers.
19. Share the closet.
18. Share the bathroom.
17. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark
anniversaries.
16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
15. Your brother is an idiot.
14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to
like it.
13. You have too many shoes.
12. You have enough clothes.
11. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
10. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time.
9. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.
8. Dogs are better than cats.
7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, its just like
every other cat.
6. He's never thinking about "The Relationship."
5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer
you don't want to hear.
3. Don't make us guess.
2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down.
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